rickytee:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD


I’VE WAITED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN WHY DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN MORE OFTEN
brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
bl-ossomed:

Oh my god

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

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keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met
We talked about weird baby names in Spanish class today and it took EVERYTHING in my power not to yell out “Gerard and Lindsey named their kid Bandit.”

radiosunshine-:

My Class would be like

Then I’d be like “Their dog’s name is Susan. They make their own rules.”

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  • Bandit: Mama!!
  • Lynz: Her first word, Mama!
  • Bandit: Mama!
  • Lynz: Aww how cute.
  • Bandit: Mama we all go to hell!
  • Lynz: Gerard. Arthur. Way.
  • Gerard: Shit.
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"Even   before my daughter was born, I was writing lyrics that were basically,   if anything were to happen to me, and she were to turn 15   years old, she’d be able to listen to it and realize that her father  and her father’s band mates and everyone involved in, weren’t victims.” -Gerard Way

partay-poizon:

But does anyone realize Gerard is living his and about everyone’s dream life? He married a member of one of his favorite bands and started a family. He graduated college with a fucking comic book degree, awesome! He was in a very successful band that broke records and won many awards, and that band saved his life a couple of times. Bonus: he got to kiss Frank Iero several times. Gerard Way won at life, everyone.

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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